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Best dirty jokes

These are the best 10 dirty jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Theres a boy named jhonne and his mom is always in the bed with kids
• A guy named ivan lives in russia
• A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in western oklahoma
• Two missionaries in africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals
• Captain 1 ship on the horizon
• This guy arrives home to find his wife waiting for him by the door
• There is a navy guy and a marine in the washroom
• Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans
• A cucumber a pickle & a penis were talking about their awful lives
• Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost

Random dirty jokes

These are 10 dirty jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool
• How do you know if dr dre has a high sperm count
• What do parsley and pubic hair have in common
• A soldier was shot in the groin area and the nurse comes over
• A guy named ivan lives in russia
• How does a woman make a man eat shit
• Your daddy is so nasty the last time
• I rear-ended a car this morning
• I'd like to buy some dog food
• A man took a poop in a gas station and then realized there was no toilet paper

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Funny jokes

• Yo momma is so fat she wakes up
• What do you call a paki with no legs?
• Two yankees fans are on a train up to boston to watch their team play the red sox
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• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin
• Max
• Isabell
• What's the best thing about dating homeless girls?
• People Say I'm Condescending. That Means I Talk Down