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Best dirty jokes

These are the best 10 dirty jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Theres a boy named jhonne and his mom is always in the bed with kids
• A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in western oklahoma
• A guy named ivan lives in russia
• Two missionaries in africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals
• There is a navy guy and a marine in the washroom
• This guy arrives home to find his wife waiting for him by the door
• Captain 1 ship on the horizon
• Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans
• A cucumber a pickle & a penis were talking about their awful lives
• Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost

Random dirty jokes

These are 10 dirty jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony
• How do you find ronald mcdonald in a nudist colony?
• One day an old lady went to the store to get some food for her dog
• Theres a boy named jhonne and his mom is always in the bed with kids
• Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk
• Confucius says man who goes to sleep with itchy butt
• Your daddy is so nasty the last time
• A man enters a barber shop for a shave
• One day a man walks into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that he wanted a 100 dollar bill tattooed on his dick
• What do you call an abortion in czechoslovakia

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