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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
I've never gone to a gun range before
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
I could tell a joke about pizza
People don't like having to bend over
What do you call a fake noodle
Did you hear the rumor about butter
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Yo mama so fat when she jumped out the window
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The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing the less time you have to do it in
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Lets Unzip Our Genes And See If We Can Share
Men Are Like Frogs, The Most Important Thing Is To
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