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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
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Did you here about the 80 lbs man with the 40 lbs testicles
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys
What do you call to alaskan lesbians
What do a hockey player and a magician have in common
Why do the teletubbies go to the toilet together?
What makes five pounds of fat look really good?
What kind of condoms do snakes use
What do osama bin laden and crabs
What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor
How do you keep an idiot in suspense
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What did the fly say after he hit a window
Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?
How does a tree get pregnant
What's the tallest building in the city?
How do you keep an idiot in suspense
Why do the smurfs laugh when they frolic through the forest?
What do tofu and a dildo have in common?
What do you call a one-legged lady?
What do you get when you cross an eel and a goat
What kind of bees make the best milk
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