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Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
• You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
• What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
• What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
• An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
• What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute

Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• You know you need a different lawyer when
• A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
• Taylor was desperate for business and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant
• A lawyer was on his cell phone calling a locksmith
• A judge asks a defendant to please stand
• A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander
• A man sees a lawyer standing on a street corner and approches him
• What do you call parachuting lawyers
• How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall
• Why was the lawyer skimming the bible

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Funny jokes

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• What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs
• You mama so fat that she took a photograph and
• A woman was taking a shower and then suddenly she hears the doorbell
• There was a papa mole a mama mole and a baby mole