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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What's brown and sticky
I've never gone to a gun range before
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
Would you like the milk in a bag
I would avoid the sushi
What do you get from a pampered cow
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