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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
I have a dad bod
Paper or plastic?
What do you get from a pampered cow
I've never gone to a gun range before
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
Why did the scarecrow win an award
How does a penguin build it's house
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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