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Best dirty jokes

These are the best 10 dirty jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Theres a boy named jhonne and his mom is always in the bed with kids
• A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in western oklahoma
• A guy named ivan lives in russia
• Two missionaries in africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals
• Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans
• Captain 1 ship on the horizon
• This guy arrives home to find his wife waiting for him by the door
• A cucumber a pickle & a penis were talking about their awful lives
• There is a navy guy and a marine in the washroom
• Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost

Random dirty jokes

These are 10 dirty jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• How does herpes leave the hospital
• Your daddy is so nasty the last time
• The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool
• A man enters a barber shop for a shave
• Captain 1 ship on the horizon
• A guy walks in and asks the bartender isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?
• These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before
• How do you know if dr dre has a high sperm count
• When do you know when a picnick turns gay
• Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch doing nothing

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