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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Want to hear a joke about paper
I've got a great joke about construction
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
What time did the man go to the dentist
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
Make me a sandwich!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
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