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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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Best corny jokes
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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According to the australian an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
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One night this girl prayed for her mum her dad her sister and her grandma and she forgot her grandad
I asked a jew who he was going to vote for as president
Bubba died in a fire in his trailer
Two indian guys knock on two peoples door
There were 2 men and they decided to go out for a pint at the spinaker tower in portsmouth
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