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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
Did you hear about the circus fire
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
What do you get from a pampered cow
When you ask a dad if he's alright
The rotation of earth
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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