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Lawyers Jokes: How Do You Get A Lawyer
How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
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What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter
A dying man gathered his lawyer doctor and clergyman at his bed side
The following is a true story and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
95% of all lawyers
There was a lawyer who just had a surgery
A young attorney who had taken over his fathers practice rushed home elated one night
You know you need a different lawyer when
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