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Doctor Jokes: A Woman Visiting Her Doctor's

A woman visiting her doctor's office suddenly blurts out, 'Doctor, kiss me!'
The doctor looks at her and says that it would be against his code of ethics to kiss her.
About 20 minutes later the woman shouts again, 'Doctor, please, kiss me just once!'
Again he refuses apologetically but says that as a doctor he simply cannot kiss her.
Finally another 15 minutes pass, and the exasperated woman pleads with the doctor, 'Doctor, doctor, please kiss me just once!'
says the doctor.
'I am sorry.
I just can't kiss you.
In fact, I probably shouldn't even be fucking you.'

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