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Dad Jokes: Two Goldfish Are In A Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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People don't like having to bend over
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When a dad drives past a cow
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What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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