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Doctor Jokes: I Have Good News And Bad

Doctor: 'I have good news and bad news.'
Patient: 'Go with the good news first.'
Doctor: 'You have 24 hours to live.'
Patient: 'What!?!
How about the bad news?'
Doctor: 'Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday.'

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Best doctor jokes

These are the best 10 doctor jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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Random doctor jokes

These are 10 doctor jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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