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Jokes For Kids: If Con Is The Opposite Of
If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is the opposite of progress?
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Best jokes for kids
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best 10 jokes for kids
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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind
Agony a one-armed man hanging
Once there was a little boy in church
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what i start
What do you say to a football player in an armani suit
The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual event that took place during a flight
Headline a hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club
If i wanted to hear from an
There is 3 men one from ireland one from america and one from australia
A cop pulls over a guy
Random jokes for kids
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10 jokes for kids
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A pharmacy in my home town was robbed yesterday but all that was stolen was a large bottle of viagra
Joe the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor
Hey both circle around uranus
A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks
Big trouble
A jumbo-sized freshman went to try out for the football team
Difficult english
When i die i want to go peacefully like my grandfather did in his sleep
Two hunters decide to go moose hunting in canada
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