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Lawyers Jokes: How Do You Stop A Lawyer
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water!
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Best lawyers jokes
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best 10 lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
You know you need a different lawyer when
Why is the national institute of health substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests
When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested we call him an accomplice
What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
Justice is a dish best served cold
How many lawyers does it take to change a light
How can you tell if a lawyer is lying
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
Warning signs that you might need a different lawyer
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