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I carry a permanent marker just in case someone without a mustache falls asleep.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
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There Are Two Types Of People In This World: Those
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When We Were Together, You Always Said You'd Die
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