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One Liner Jokes: Sometimes I Wake Up Grumpy; Other
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
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It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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10 one liner jokes
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I Bet You I Could Stop Gambling
Why Do Women Pay More Attention To Their Appearance Than
Whatever Kind Of Look You Were Going For, You Missed
Father's Day, The Most Confusing Day In The Ghetto
If You Enjoy Arguing About Lunches At 6 AM I
Women Are Cursed, And Men Are The Proof
I Think It's Pretty Cool How The Chinese Made
The 80s Were Great Because I Didn't Have To
The Only Thing I Have To Offer Men Is That
If I Wanted To Hear From An Asshole, I'd
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Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one
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