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Dad Jokes: What Did The Grape Do When
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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What's brown and sticky
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
Soup or salad?
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
What's brown and sticky
I just watched a program about beavers
How do I look?
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