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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What's brown and sticky
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
How does a penguin build it's house
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