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Doctor Jokes: Two Doctors Are In The Hallway

Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.
'She's out of control!'
the first doctor says.
'She does everything backwards.
Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he alomost died!'
'That's nothing,'
said the second doctor, 'earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!'
All of a sudden they heard a blood curldling scream from down the hallway.
'OH MY GOD!
I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr.
Smiths boil!'



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