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Dad Jokes: Did You Hear About The Kidnapping
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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What's brown and sticky
Why did the coffee file a police report
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
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My daughter screeched
I would avoid the sushi
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
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Paper or plastic?
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