A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.
Somebody asked her how that could be possible.
'Well', she said, 'the first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage.
The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day.
The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be.'
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