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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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Best corny jokes
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A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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This is your captain speaking we have leveled off and arecruising at flight level three five zero
One day a little girl went into her mothers room while her mothe was putting on makeup
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Two indian guys knock on two peoples door
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Two polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly
I just got my new lexus rx400h and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that i couldn t figure out how the radio worked
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