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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Two goldfish are in a tank
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Want to hear a joke about paper
When a dad drives past a graveyard
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
How do I look?
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
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