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Dad Jokes: I Wouldn't Buy Anything With
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Would you like the milk in a bag
What's brown and sticky
I just watched a program about beavers
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
When a dad drives past a cow
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
Paper or plastic?
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
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