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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Skeletons Ever Go
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
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A furniture store keeps calling me
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
How do you get a squirrel to like you
What time did the man go to the dentist
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
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