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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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Best corny jokes
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A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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Eddie came to work monday and his co-workers asked him how his weekend was
A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony 18 bills would be in some small hick texas town
Two guys were walking along a road in georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop
According to the australian an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight
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You are driving along in your car on a wild stormy night
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body
Small boy came home after the school and immediately he goes to his father
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