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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
What's brown and sticky
When a dad drives past a graveyard
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Why did the scarecrow win an award
I used to hate facial hair
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
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