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You cannot eat me unless you spread me. -Butter
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
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10 one liner jokes
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668 - The Neighbour Of The Beast
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A Diplomat Is Someone Who Can Tell You To Go
The Knack Of Flying Is Learning How To Throw Yourself
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