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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
What do you call a fake noodle
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
I have a dad bod
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
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