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One Liner Jokes: I Am Not A Vegetarian Because
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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Marriage Is Like A Bar Of Soap. It Smells Delicious
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'I Went To The Zoo The Other Day, There Was
A Conclusion Is The Part Where You Got Tired Of
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