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Lawyers Jokes: How Do You Stop A Lawyer
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water!
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party
Terrorists hijack a plane full of lawyers
A physician an engineer and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks
An engineer a physicist and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation
A dying man gathered his lawyer doctor and clergyman at his bed side
How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?
Taylor was desperate for business and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant
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