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One Liner Jokes: If I Ever Need A Heart
If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used.
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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