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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
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Did you here about the 80 lbs man with the 40 lbs testicles
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What do a hockey player and a magician have in common
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Why do the teletubbies go to the toilet together?
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What kind of condoms do snakes use
What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor
How do you keep an idiot in suspense
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What do you do with 365 used condoms
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Why did the squirrel lay on its stomach?
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