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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Sorry about your wait
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Why don't eggs tell jokes
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Two goldfish are in a tank
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
Can you put my shoes on
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