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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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I could tell a joke about pizza
Why don't eggs tell jokes
Can you put my shoes on
What time did the man go to the dentist
Two goldfish are in a tank
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Soup or salad?
Can you put the cat out
Hey I was thinking
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
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