Guy came home from church on Sunday afternoon with two black eyes.
When he got home he was asked what happened.
He told everyone that when they stood up to sing a hymn that the woman's dress in front of him was stuck up in her butt crack.
So I reached up and pulled it out.
When I did she turned around and hit me.
'So she hit you so hard it gave you two black eyes?'
No he replied, I just figured that she wanted it there so I reached up and put it back in her butt crack...
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