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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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People don't like having to bend over
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
How do you make a Kleenex dance
Why don't eggs tell jokes
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Paper or plastic?
My daughter screeched
What's brown and sticky
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