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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Three men went to hell
Best religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
He had two parrots
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
Adam and god were walking in the garden one day
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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A man dies and appears at the pearly gates
3 men were waiting to go to heaven
Making comparisons 2
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Two men arrive at the pearly gates at about the same time both wanting to know if they will be admitted to heaven
In the convent a young nun went to see the mother superior
A jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away-from-his-bar-mitzvah
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
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