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Bar Jokes: Two Pretzels Walk Into A Bar
Two pretzels walk into a bar, and one is assaulted!
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A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as president bush appeared on the television
A guy walks in and sits down at a bar
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An englishman an irishman and a scotsman walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer
Two texans were seated at the end of a bar when a gorgeous young lady sits down
Random bar jokes
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Buy me a beer if you want the story told
Two men walked into a bar
One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement he finds a tiny person playing a tiny piano
A panda bear walks into a bar and orders something to eat
3 bums were outside a bar
A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed
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