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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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Best corny jokes
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
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Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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A dell employee got busted for pot in manhattan recently
Eddie came to work monday and his co-workers asked him how his weekend was
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An indian chief is driving his cadillac somewhere at nevada
Once a guard was highered to a museum and he asks for rules of the museum
A mexican walks into a bakery and asks may i have a bum please
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
One night this girl prayed for her mum her dad her sister and her grandma and she forgot her grandad
Two yankees fans are on a train up to boston to watch their team play the red sox
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