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What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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How does a penguin build it's house
When a dad drives past a cow
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
The rotation of earth
The shovel
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
My daughter screeched
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
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A couple had been married for many years and their son had gotten old enough to date
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