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What has got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog!
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Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
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I Like To Finish Other People's Sentences Because... My
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