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You cannot eat me unless you spread me. -Butter
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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10 one liner jokes
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My Kitchen Floor Is Sticky, And I Had To Do
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'A Young Blonde Woman Is Distraught Because She Fears Her
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Why Didn't The Elephant Buy A Suitcase For His
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A Wise Man Once Said... Nothing, He Only Listened
My Girlfriend Was Complaining Last Night That I Never Listen
Only An Ass Can Be Divided In Half
Where Does Dracula Keep His Valuables? In A Blood Bank
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