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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Paper or plastic?
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I used to hate facial hair
How does a penguin build it's house
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I just watched a program about beavers
I don't play soccer
Hey I was thinking
My daughter screeched
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Today was a terrible day
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