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Lawyers Jokes: What Do You Buy A Friend
What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?
A lobotomy!
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?
When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested we call him an accomplice
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Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on
What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
One day there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party
What is the ideal weight of a lawyer
The following is a true story and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom
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