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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Three men went to hell
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
He had two parrots
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
Adam and god were walking in the garden one day
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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Three men went to hell
In the convent a young nun went to see the mother superior
The two thousand member baptist church was filled
3 men were waiting to go to heaven
A little kid asks his father daddy is god a man or a woman
There s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery
A man dies and goes to heaven
Why wasn t jesus born in australia
There were 3 men who died and before god would let them into heaven he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted
An old man from a far off land was once on the subway in new york
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