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Lawyers Jokes: How Do You Stop A Lawyer
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water!
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Best lawyers jokes
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best 10 lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A physician an engineer and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented
The new york times among other papers recently published a new hubble space telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks
An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorneys office as his lawyer handed him his will
What do you call throwing all the lawyers in the ocean
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